Icarian Razor: Overview

A handgun that’s issued to select operatives within the Intelligence Legion.

…I don’t think I’m allowed to talk about these.

Uh well shit, it’s actually on the list of everything that needs an entry. So how the hell am I supposed to do this? _{By asking me to review the list in case there are errors like this one you ape. – Iza}

Okay we have these handguns called Icarian Razors and… they get issued to… very specific legionaries within GDS.

The handguns work by… shooting projectiles that uh… kill people. _{Goodness, really? – Ye-Jun}

Due to how those projectiles work, or allegedly work, there really isn’t any armor or ballistic protection that’ll stop them. Basically if you get hit, you die because uh… like the forces at work there are sorta like if you threw a wicker basket into a woodchipper.

We can’t issue these to everyone for other reasons, but also cause of the cost. A single Icarian Razor usually requires three levels of approval and then a cost impact report before it’s allowed to be manufactured. I think there’s like… fuck I probably can’t give an inventory count.

They’re cool guns, you’ll never see one, and if you do then then bring it to my office and keep your goddamn mouth shut.

_{This entire article is an embarrassment, next time ask me or the Arbiter if you believe an item is on the list of topics by mistake. – Hansuke}

-FrW Nahli Lok-Riveria