Johann’s design was based off of… whatever that dad’s name is in Full Metal Alchemist… mixed in with one of the doctors at my old physician’s office. The guy wore a labcoat + a Dodgers hat at all times, which was an interesting combination to think about when it came to patient visits.

“Did you see that absolute heater they sent into left field? Wild, couldn’t believe my own eyes. So looking at this scan, it appears you’ve got anal fissures. How much fiber would you say you eat in a day?”